A little local knowledge.
A lot of raised eyebrows.
The happenings, decisions, and small-town spectacles that deserve a second look. Preferably over something strong.
A coastal correspondent. A loose tongue.
The coast has
something to
talk about.
Dearest readers, the tea isn’t the only thing salty in Destin. Honest reviews, local shenanigans, and coastal commentary with scandalous wit.
Beautiful beaches. Considerably less innocent commentary.
Good manners. Questionable restraint.
Mister Fishwhistle of Destin
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The Dispatch
All eyes on the coast.
A little local knowledge.
Reservations made.
Opinions included.
Restaurant observations and coastal discoveries, served with a healthy appetite and very few diplomatic ambitions.
Sunny dispositions
sold separately.
Life on the Emerald Coast, from the forecast to the latest fuss. There is always something washing ashore.
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A little coastal attitude. To go.
For readers of
questionable restraint.
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Who is Mister Fishwhistle?
Wouldn’t you
like to know.
A fondness for Destin. An eye for the absurd. And a firm belief that a beautiful view should never obstruct a good story.
Mister Fishwhistle of Destin is an independent voice for coastal commentary, satire, and opinion. Come for the local observations. Stay because someone in the comments has almost certainly taken it personally.
Yours indiscreetly,
Mister Fishwhistle of Destin
And if you don’t like the tune, you can blow my whistle.